CONTENT POLICY

Last updated June 2026

FOR ENTERTAINMENT ONLY

Verdicts on this site are generated by AI for entertainment purposes only. They are satirical in nature and do not constitute advice, endorsement, or approval of any action described in a submission. Nothing on this site should be taken as legal, medical, psychological, or any other form of professional advice. The site does not condone or encourage harmful behavior of any kind, regardless of how a verdict reads.

AGE REQUIREMENT

You must be 18 or older to submit a situation. By submitting, you confirm you meet this requirement.

YOUR SUBMISSIONS

Submissions are judged by an AI and may be displayed publicly on this site and on our social channels. Do not include real names, identifying details of other people, or anything you would not want made public. Submissions are anonymous — we do not collect your name or account.

PROHIBITED CONTENT

The following will be rejected and are not permitted on this platform:

—Sexual content involving minors, or any content submitted by a minor in a sexual context

—Sexual content involving animals (bestiality) or graphic animal cruelty

—Slurs targeting race, gender, sexuality, religion, or disability

—Direct calls for violence against a person or group

—Solicitation of or instructions for committing a serious crime

Crude language, adult content between consenting adults, profanity, and controversial opinions are fine. The judge is here to roast people, not to sanitize them.

MODERATION

Submissions are screened automatically before being stored or displayed. Content that violates this policy is rejected and never saved. We reserve the right to remove any public verdict at any time.

REPORT CONTENT

If you see something on this site that violates this policy, please report it to [email protected]. Include the URL of the verdict in your message.

CONTACT

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