June 18, 2026

“I borrowed my coworkers lunch from the fridge. It was not labeled. Now they are upset.”

You ate someone else's food and your defense is 'it didn't have a name tag' — what are you, a raccoon who respects bureaucratic processes? The office fridge is not a free buffet just because someone forgot a Sharpie. You know damn well you didn't bring that lunch.

THE JURY — 5 votes

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