June 23, 2026
“I have always been a compulsive like for no reason but I dont genuinely want to do it it just happens and I also have a bad memory and mix things up so it seems to others I'm always lying and I lowkey think that's why I have no friends”
VERDICT
GUILTY
You've diagnosed yourself perfectly and then done absolutely nothing about it — 'I compulsively lie but don't mean to' is the most luxurious excuse since 'the dog ate my homework.' You have the self-awareness to write this paragraph but apparently not enough to call a therapist, which means you're choosing comfortable chaos over actual friendships.
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